Can you tell me what a day in the life of a troll would be like?
I’m REALLY curious! I’ve gotten 4-5 VNs this week! Let’s see, my “wifey as competition” question was VNed, my “do you think my daddy’s cool” question was VNed, couple of my questions for the atheists was VNed.
I believe i’m coming up with some GOLD material, and it keeps getting VNed. I emailed the board, and I ended up terms like “worst human beings” and “Astroglide”. Yeah, they knew all was not well in Pete-land…
My best guess:
11am: Wake up.
11:45am: Put yesterday’s pants back on.
11:52am: Go upstairs and ask mom what’s for breakfast.
11:55-12:30pm: Groveling and promising mom he really will look for a job today.
12:30pm-3:30pm: Picking questions at random on Y!A to violate, while engaging in a little self-love.
3:30pm-11pm: Hold court over the high school kids who think he’s so cool because he can buy porn, engaging in such intellectual fare as “You like Jessica Alba? Dude, she’s a cow.” And “Harry Potter is so friggin’ gay.” While secretly wishing he were Harry Potter.
11pm-3am: Picking random questions on Y!A to violate while engaging in more self-love.
so far i’ve tried astroglide, KY and other brands i can’t remember right now and all have been water based. anytime i use the lube it burns like crazy. does that mean im allergic to it?
none of them were heated they were all just normal lube.
i’m not allergic to latex, because ive used latex condoms and other latex things, its just when i use the lube by itself is when it burns.
Yes you could be allergic to lube, but be aware latex allergy is a thing that progresses…speaking from experience here!
I just had a thought and was wondering if I could get some other thoughts on it. I know the rules about when you can tell if you are fertile, but, do you think that a water based lubricant like Astroglide would help, or hurt the sperm? Anyone ever asked a doctor, or even have thoughts on it yourself?
most lubricants are water based and have no effect on sperm. I had to use KY even before i got pregnant because my seizure meds would make me so dry that sex was not pleasurable. I have 3 children and currently pregnant with #4 and i used KY while conceiving all my children.